Texas Chainsaw Massacre

He wore
Your face
Blood was splattered
All over the place
Next she's running through the woods in a wet white shirt
Her best friend got sawed in half, I bet that hurt

It was fun, but now it's getting weird
Now that the chainsaw massacre's becoming real

He took
Your skin
Chainsaw whirring
He chased her in
Now she's trapped inside the ribcage of a cow
Is the family crazy or is it the town?

It was fun, but now it's getting weird
Now that the chainsaw massacre's becoming real

Now I watch the movie every single day
It's in everything I do and think and say
It's beyond obsession: it's become my life
If the movie were a girl, she'd be my wife

When I watch I sit two inches from the screen
I know every single line in every scene
All my friends insist that I have lost my mind

My friends saw the chainsaw massacre without me

Catscan!, ©2009