History of Music, Part V

Last Wednesday ol' Skunkback Jim
Saw a hole so he stuck his head in
Came upon a badge in bed who said
"Get out or I'll bite off your head"

Like most folk in our nation
Ol' Jim lacked a good education
So Jim kept his head in place
And that ol' badge bit off his face

Went home without a head
Woke up next day, he was dead
So don't never stick your head in a badger's hole

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