Fat Creature
Its name was Fwalead
I had a nightmare about it
Stepped on my head
And then it ate a taco the size of a bus
With blood and some puss
It snaps like a rubber band
Its walking shakes the land that I'm on
'Cause it's just a fat creature, baby
The size of a blue whale on steroids, baby
It's just a fat creature, baby
Like you
It's friend is King Kong
It is the size of two whales
Don't get me wrong
It's a really nice guy until you deprive it of food
Man, it'll eat you
It's not a real man
Its walking will shake the land that's left
'Cause it's just a fat creature, baby
The size of a blue whale on steroids, baby
It's just a fat creature, baby
Like you
It's a fat creature
No, it doesn't know what it's eating
It's a fat creature
No, it doesn't care what it's eating
The ground starts to shake
They are coming towards me
Each has a steak the size of a manatee
I run for me life
Alas, they catch me
Now I am going to die
I whip out a pumpkin pie and they spare me
They are fat creatures, no one get near them
Dangerous creatures and everyone fears them
They are fat creatures, oh my god
Just like you!
Oh, the fat ones...
It's a fat creature
No, it doesn't know what it's eating
It's a fat creature
No, it doesn't care what it's eating
They're fat creatures, I hate them
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